But just imagine, the Impala being turned into a human, male, only responds to Baby, with the Texiest of Texan accents, while naming all his parts like car parts.
*Blinking ferocisouly in the dark* “Dean, mah lights ain’t workin’! I cain’t see a thang!”
*grabs his stomach* “I gotta get some gas, my tank’s making one helluva noise.”
*first time peeing* “Dean, mah radiator’s sprung a leak!”
When arriving at diners or something he just stands in a space in the parking lot.
imagine sam giving dean the father’s day card he made in class because john wasn’t home on father’s day
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in